Segal, John. Pirates Don’t Take Baths. Philomel Books, 2011. $16.99 PICTURE BOOK. Cute story about a pig that is trying to avoid taking a bath by claiming that he is a pirate, cowboy, Eskimo, astronaut and other figures that wouldn’t be caught taking a bath. Eventually, he decides he is a treasure hunter and his caregiver sends him on a treasure hunt into the pretend ocean that is his bathtub. PRE K- EL, OPTIONAL. Reviewer, C. Peterson.